Graveyard Burger Challenge

Finish the entire 5.5 lb Graveyard Burger meal (including burger, fries, and onion rings) within 30 minutes. The burger includes a 1lb beef patty topped with 1/2lb beef brisket, 1/2lb pulled pork, 1/2lb coleslaw, 1/2lb mac and cheese, fried jalapeño caps, bacon, fried eggs, cheese, and more on a custom-baked bun.